How do you enter the Nerf Darts League?

nerf darts... you're cool. Go to your local toys r us - there's a sign-up sheet next to the teletubby dolls. i'm entering too. do you know any girls that are looking for a guy who loves nerf darts players because i've never kissed a girl and i'm lonely. and i don't want a girl who does something dumb like play nerf darts.